Monday, April 16, 2007

Johnny

The other day, I had an emotional day, so all my eye makeup was gone. Before stopping by to see a friend, I put on a bit of eyeliner and mascara. Unfortunately, my eyeliner had gotten a bit melty from sitting in the car all day (sorry, David, I was running late for work). No matter how I tried to smudge it, it was still just thick and black and yuck. After returning to the car, I looked in the mirror and said, "I look like Johnny Depp." From the back of the car I hear, "I like Johnny Depp."
Perhaps she was just trying to make me feel better... I really don't think she knows who he is. Yep, just asked her if she knew who Johnny Depp was and she said, "Uh-huh". I said, "Who is he?" she said, "I don't know". When I asked her to point him out on the Pirates movie cover, she pointed to Orlando Bloom. So, the sweet girl just heard her mother's desparation and wanted me to know that its ok to look like Johnny Depp, because Aubie likes him/it (whatever she thought a JohnnyDepp was).
(as some of you know, I actually have looked like Captain Jack--gold teeth and everthing--but thankfully, I have no way of downloading the pictures from my phone to ever show them to those of you who weren't there)

3 comments:

kev said...

That's the quote of the year.

kev said...

It's been two days. We demand more Aubie quotes!

Josh H. said...

we want aubie!
we want aubie!
we want aubie!

That was pretty dang funny. I'm amazed with what she comes out with. She's also been very friendly to me lately.